Chocolate Glock 17
If you’re reading this, chances are you like chocolate. If you don’t like chocolate, there’s clearly something wrong with you, but you still might find this product exciting.
By Ed Friedman February 6, 2012
The Glock 17 is an iconic pistol, but its polymer frame is tough and tasteless and its steel slide is quite difficult to digest. Also, it is incredibly unsafe to even attempt to eat a firearm.
Enter the Chocolate Glock from Popguns.com. This near-exact, Belgian milk-chocolate replica of the legendary Austrian 9 mm will amuse the eyes and taste buds alike. At 13 ounces, it’s a hefty hunk of sweets, but still lighter than its inspiration. The only detail missing is the famed trigger face safety, which would be too fragile for a confectionery weapon. Instead, the Chocolate Glock’s trigger resembles that of a 1911, meaning even Glock haters will find some degree of satisfaction beyond the delicious taste. Adding to its charm, the Chocolate Glock ships in a hard-sided handgun case, just like a real Glock.
Perhaps the only drawback to the yummy gun is its complete failure when carried concealed. Body heat melts the chocolate frame, slide and barrel, leaving a sticky mess for when you get that afternoon craving for something sweet. At $24.73 plus shipping, however, you’ll be able to purchase several Chocolate Glocks before you approach the price of an actual firearm, so there’s no reason to fret if your shooting grip causes it to break.
Enter the Chocolate Glock from Popguns.com. This near-exact, Belgian milk-chocolate replica of the legendary Austrian 9 mm will amuse the eyes and taste buds alike. At 13 ounces, it’s a hefty hunk of sweets, but still lighter than its inspiration. The only detail missing is the famed trigger face safety, which would be too fragile for a confectionery weapon. Instead, the Chocolate Glock’s trigger resembles that of a 1911, meaning even Glock haters will find some degree of satisfaction beyond the delicious taste. Adding to its charm, the Chocolate Glock ships in a hard-sided handgun case, just like a real Glock.
Perhaps the only drawback to the yummy gun is its complete failure when carried concealed. Body heat melts the chocolate frame, slide and barrel, leaving a sticky mess for when you get that afternoon craving for something sweet. At $24.73 plus shipping, however, you’ll be able to purchase several Chocolate Glocks before you approach the price of an actual firearm, so there’s no reason to fret if your shooting grip causes it to break.
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